cockismybusiness:

JEAN THAT WASN’T EVEN SMOOTH I DOn’T KNOW WHTA THAT WAS JFC

hello does my 2am inconsistent art seduce you

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illcometotheebymoonlight:

dyinganew:

lokihorcruxes:

letmelarryyou:

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

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I only reblogged this for the bing dress

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it got better

oh my god

Msn looks like it’s going to a pride parade

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Parents: Who are you texting?
Parents: Who are you calling?
Parents: Who are you chatting with?
Me: Jake from State Farm

damnitelsa:

thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

i tried so hard not to reblog this

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gnarly:

if tumblr were to ever shut down:

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ollivandur:

don’t lie we all judge people by their url

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fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

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me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?
unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

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